DINOSAURS - (12 Available)

• You're Old But Not Extinct!
• You're Our Favorite Relic (Name)!
• Once Idolized Now Fossilized (Name) is (Age)!
• Older Than Dirt!
• Welcome To Geriatric Park (Name)!
• You May Be Prehistoric, But We Love You (Name)!

TOMBSTONES- (10 Available)

These look great with buzzards!!  I usually pair them together.

Sayings included:  

• Over the Hill (3)
• Here Lies Youth (2)
• Old Fart
• ...mmm...Can't Count That High
• Demand a Recount!
• Chronologically Gifted
• Like Underwear, Old Age Creeps Up On You

"OVER THE HILL" TOMBSTONE SIGN - (4 Available)

These are paired up with the Over The Hill signs pictured below (Stop for Aches & Pains, Danger Falling Body Parts, Soft Shoulders Stiff Joints, Memory Detour, Stop Nap Shuffle)

"STOP FOR ACHES AND PAINS" SIGN - (2 Available)

These are paired up with the Over The Hill signs pictured below (Danger Falling Body Parts, Soft Shoulders Stiff Joints, Memory Detour, Stop Nap Shuffle) & the OTH Tombstone shown above

"STOP NAP SHUFFLE" SIGN - (4 Available)

These are paired up with the Over The Hill signs pictured above & below (Stop for Aches & Pains, Danger Falling Body Parts, Soft Shoulders Stiff Joints, Memory Detour & "Over the HIll" Tombstones)

"SOFT SHOULDERS STIFF JOINTS" SIGN - (2 Available)

These are paired up with the Over The Hill signs pictured above & below (Stop for Aches & Pains, Danger Falling Body Parts, Memory Detour, Stop Nap Shuffle & the "Over the Hill" Tombstones)

"MEMORY DETOUR" SIGNS - (2 Available)

These are paired up with the Over The Hill signs pictured above & below (Stop for Aches & Pains, Danger Falling Body Parts, Soft Shoulders Stiff Joints, Stop Nap Shuffle & "Over the Hill" Tombstones)

"DANGER FALLING BODY PARTS" SIGN - (4 Available)

These are paired up with the Over The Hill signs pictured above (Stop for Aches & Pains, Soft Shoulders Stiff Joints, Memory Detour, Stop Nap Shuffle & "Over the Hill" Tombstones)

BLACK AGE CLOUDS

(#30 - 4 Available)

(#40 - 4 Available)

(#50 - 4 Available)

(#60 - 4 Available)

PINK FLAMINGOS - (24 Available)

• We flew in to wish (Name) Happy (Number) Birthday!
• You've been flocked!  Happy Birthday!

BIRTHDAY BALLOONS - (12 Available)

• So many candles - So little cake!  Happy Birthday!

• 50??? I demand a recount!
• Chronologically Gifted
• Oh-No say it isn't so - Not the big 5-0!
• (Name) Happy 29th Birthday again!  Talk about recycling!
• 40 but still sporty!
• Still nifty at 50!
• Still sexy at 60!
• Three cheers for 30 years and many more beers!

• (Name) don't have a cow you're only (Age) now!
• Happy B-Day (Name)! Have an udderly fabulous day!
• (Name's) an udder year older!  Happy Birthday!
• (Name) it's your Birthday!  Milk it for all it's worth!
• (Name), you don't look calf your age!
• Mooos Flash!  It's (Name's) 40th Birthday!
• You're 50 (Name), Party til the Cows come home!
• We herd (Name) is out to pasture at (Age)!  Happy Birthday!
• (Name), you've aged so graze-fully!
• Holy Cow, We herd (Name) is (Age)!
• Mooove Over (Age), (Name) is now (Age)!!

HEARTS- (18 Available)

• Happy Valentine's Day!
• Happy Sweet 16th Birthday!
• Happy Anniversary!
• Congratulations on your Engagement!
• Will You Marry Me?

FOOTBALLS - (18 Available)

• Birthdays
• Parties
• Super Bowl

SOCCER BALLS - (10 Available)

• Birthdays
• Parties

GRADUATION SMILEY FACES - (32 Available)

• Happy Graduation (Name)!
• Congratulations on Your Graduation!

GRADUATION CAPS  - (26 Available)

Grad caps shown at left inserted into Smileys

Can also be placed alone as shown below:

SMILEYS - (25 Available)

• We're grinning from ear to ear for (Names) Birthday!
• (Name) is smiling because he/she is retiring!
• Happy Retirement (Name)!
• Welcome to your new home!
• Welcome to the Neighborhood!

BUTTERFLIES - (6 Available)

5 Pink & 1 Blue Butterfly

32" Tall

Perfect for:

• Birthdays
• New Babies
• Parties
• Retirement
• Anniversaries
• Any Special Occasion

TEDDY BEARS - (16 Available)

• It's a Boy!
• It's a Girl!
• Happy 16th Birthday!
• Perfect for Baby Showers also!